Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap: woow, cool giler…
Kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap: eh perasan bagus…
lelaki handsome berbuat jahat
Perempuan akan kata: nobody’s perfect
Kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat
Perempuan akan cakap: memang…. muka pun macam pecah rumah!
Kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yg diganggu
Perempuan akan cakap: wah.. machonya.. macam hero filem!
Kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong
perempuan yang digangguPerempuan akan kata: entah2 kawan dia…
Kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik
Perempuan akan kata: sepadan sangat…
Kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik
Perempuan akan kata: mesti kena bomoh perempuan tuh!
Kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih
Perempuan akan kata: jangan sedih, kan saya ada..
Kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih
Perempuan akan kata:…(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, patutlah, tengok saja luarannya)…
Kalau lelaki handsome penyayang binatang
Perempuan akan cakap: perasaannya halus…penuh kasih sayang
Kalau lelaki tak handsome penyayang binatang
Perempuan akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi…
Kalau lelaki handsome bawa BMW
Perempuan akan cakap: matching… hebat luar dalam
Kalau lelaki tak handsome bawa BMW
Perempuan akan cakap: bang, bosnya mana?…
Kalau lelaki handsome tak mau bergambar
Perempuan akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar
Kalau lelaki tak handsome tak mau bergambar
Perempuan akan kata: tak sanggup melihat hasilnya ya?…
Kalau lelaki handsome menuang air ke gelas perempuan
Perempuan akan cakap:ini barulah lelaki gentlemen
Kalau lelaki tak handsome menuang air ke gelas
akan cakap: naluri pembantu, memang begitu….
Kalau lelaki handsome bersedih hati
Perempuan akan cakap: let me be your shoulder to cry on
Kalau lelaki tak handsome bersedih hati
Perempuan akan kata: kuat nangis!! lelaki ke bukan ni?
btul ke....?
tah..
rse nye kot.......!
mostly ak pikir cm2....
...samting bout my self...
name
~ muhammad syazally bin ramly
d.o.b
~ 26 may 1988
p.o.b
~ hospital banting
zodiac
~ gemini
current location
~ banting
hobby
~ prank people , dajal my friends , killing ants , hang out with my crazy friend , world of warcraft!!!
eye color
~ sharingan..no la..its brown!
hair color
~ currently black
lutut color
~ coklat..sometimes red
bulu kaki color
~ blonde?
height
~ 160 cm
weight
~ 70 kg
heritage
~ malayan
right handed or left handed
~ its right
weakness
~ hehe...fuck y'all
fears
~ dark places , small places , eight leg freaks , graveyards (foe sho')
Goal you would like to achieve today
~ to archieve goal for tomorow
Goal you would like to achieve this month
~ earn much money and get a life for next month
Goal you would like to achieve this year
~ earn so much money and get more freaking life for next year
First thoughts when waking up
~ Jamban? uhm.. my phone
Thoughts before going to sleep
~ damn it!...what im goin to do if cant sleep..
Best physical feature
~ My chess..huhu!
Best memories
~ chilling with my friends and get high , laughing till my mouth couldn't close
Worste memories
~ erm..got no idea coz im fucking happy golucky guyz!!!
Do you drink
~ hell NO!
Do you swear
~ depend on the situation
Do you sing
~ can say every morning when i was sitting on my jamban
Do you dance
~ Only in my bedroom..haha!!! chill out baby
Do you shower daily
~ hygene is important man..
Do you get enough sleep
~ nope..i got imsomnia ):
~ muhammad syazally bin ramly
d.o.b
~ 26 may 1988
p.o.b
~ hospital banting
zodiac
~ gemini
current location
~ banting
hobby
~ prank people , dajal my friends , killing ants , hang out with my crazy friend , world of warcraft!!!
eye color
~ sharingan..no la..its brown!
hair color
~ currently black
lutut color
~ coklat..sometimes red
bulu kaki color
~ blonde?
height
~ 160 cm
weight
~ 70 kg
heritage
~ malayan
right handed or left handed
~ its right
weakness
~ hehe...fuck y'all
fears
~ dark places , small places , eight leg freaks , graveyards (foe sho')
Goal you would like to achieve today
~ to archieve goal for tomorow
Goal you would like to achieve this month
~ earn much money and get a life for next month
Goal you would like to achieve this year
~ earn so much money and get more freaking life for next year
First thoughts when waking up
~ Jamban? uhm.. my phone
Thoughts before going to sleep
~ damn it!...what im goin to do if cant sleep..
Best physical feature
~ My chess..huhu!
Best memories
~ chilling with my friends and get high , laughing till my mouth couldn't close
Worste memories
~ erm..got no idea coz im fucking happy golucky guyz!!!
Do you drink
~ hell NO!
Do you swear
~ depend on the situation
Do you sing
~ can say every morning when i was sitting on my jamban
Do you dance
~ Only in my bedroom..haha!!! chill out baby
Do you shower daily
~ hygene is important man..
Do you get enough sleep
~ nope..i got imsomnia ):
lelaki hensem VS lelaki x hensem
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Posted by p Y r O at 4:06 AM
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